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gorlt:

gorlt:

i’m horny but i don’t wanna masturbate because i’m tryna get right with god

you ever cum so hard ya legs start shaking n ya face get all sweaty and you hallucinate and see Jesus shakin his head no

gorlt
aquamachine:

honestly this is my best work yet

aquamachine:

honestly this is my best work yet

aquamachine

cosmo tip #890

expertcosmotips:

does he like doctor who? send him back in  time to 100 bc so a dinosaur can eat him

ok but dinosaurs became extinct at the end of the jurassic period which was 66 million years ago

jorgerocha78
fionagoddess:

Sarah Paulson | 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

fionagoddess:

Sarah Paulson | 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

fionagoddess
themaineband:

Chillin/rippin | Photo by @elmakias

themaineband:

Chillin/rippin | Photo by @elmakias

smokingjointswithmileycyrus:

relationship goal: a relationship

smokingjointswithmileycyrus

sexhaver:

fairycave:

sexhaver:

nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it

I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention

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sexhaver

slavocracy:

disney princess movie starring lana del rey where she sings to nature like other disney princesses but everything around her wilts and dies

slavocracy
animal40:

contemporary art 

animal40:

contemporary art 

animal40

"I owe no explanations for my flaws. I don’t have to justify my mistakes, my past, or my insecurities. I am growing and learning. Let me live."

(via kushandwizdom)

May I be mindful that others are too~

(via 3rdquartermoon)

kushandwizdom

destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

destispell

IVE BEEN INVITED TO THE OPENING SEASON UF GAME I LOVE ALEX

lunchboxgod:

i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying

1vm