i’m horny but i don’t wanna masturbate because i’m tryna get right with god
you ever cum so hard ya legs start shaking n ya face get all sweaty and you hallucinate and see Jesus shakin his head no
does he like doctor who? send him back in time to 100 bc so a dinosaur can eat him
ok but dinosaurs became extinct at the end of the jurassic period which was 66 million years ago
Sarah Paulson | 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
relationship goal: a relationship
nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it
I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention
disney princess movie starring lana del rey where she sings to nature like other disney princesses but everything around her wilts and dies
May I be mindful that others are too~
men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!
women: those aren’t funny.
men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol
women: i drink the tears of men, haha!
men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL